Characters

This is a list of characters portrayed by guest players and recurring, major NPCs such as supervillains.

See also List of Minor NPCs.

Player Characters

 * Arnold Schwarzenegger Cat
 * Arthur Dent


 * Bear Woodson
 * Beefachu
 * Blanche Bailey
 * Britney Spears
 * Butterscotch Ripple
 * Chief
 * Clarice Starling
 * Colonel Sanders
 * Cookie Boss
 * Comic Sans
 * Dick Rider
 * Dick Rider (Clone)
 * Donny Goldberg
 * Dr. Manhoney
 * Edgar Rider-Hopper
 * Elton John
 * Fallen from Grace
 * Fin Diesel
 * Flyboy Wingman
 * Ford Prefect
 * Fran
 * Freddie Mercury
 * Gary Busey
 * Granny Knives
 * Greena
 * Hamilton McFuzzyface
 * Idaho Jones
 * Jick and Dohnson
 * John Dickson
 * Johnson Hopper
 * Kenmeier
 * Lana Craft
 * Macho Man Randy Savage
 * Marcy
 * Mrs. Claus
 * Nicole Villela
 * Papas Fritas
 * Pep R. Ridge
 * Pilll Baxton
 * PKM
 * Rhonda Munch
 * Singin' Sadie
 * Splazzh
 * Tallulah Mae
 * Twinkie
 * Velma Dinkley
 * The White Witch

Recurring Non-Player Characters/Supervillains
NPCs: Supervillains:
 * Barack Obama
 * The Chief
 * Alien Alan Turing
 * Alien Alex Trebek
 * Andy Dick
 * Christofuhrer Walken
 * Doctor Isis
 * Paul Lynde
 * Time Traveling Mark Twain
 * Scam Likely
 * Stick Man