Episode 10: Dick and Johnson Go to a Concert

After picking up Dick and Johnson from Hogwarts, the Chief tells the two that their greatest nemeses, Paul Lynde, Doctor Isis, and Christofuhrer Walken have banded together and formed an evil plan to land one final blow to Dick and Johnson and conquer the world. The Chief has also learned that, as part of that plan, there is going to be an assassination attempt on Dick and Johnson's greatest idol, Britney Spears. To save her, Dick and Johnson are to join her show in Las Vegas incognito as back-up dancers. Opening for Britney is Elton John.

Dick and Johnson land in Vegas, revisiting the spot they crash-landed at during their last visit, before entering the venue Britney will be performing at as dancers JC Chazé and Sysco Dreamstake. After being introduced to Sir Elton John and briefly reminiscing with Britney about their previous adventures, the four of them begin rehearsing for the show. Dick struggles to keep up with the dance routine, but with little time left, they prepare to begin the show regardless. During Britney's first song, a duet with Sir Elton, her nanny holding her baby reveals herself to be a masked Christofuhrer Walken. Walken sends the other back up dancers to attack, as the poison he had infected them with earlier mutates them into Amazonian Hulk creatures under his control. Fighting off the mutated dancers—mostly with pieces of Britney's snake that has been dead for a year—Sir Elton manages to break one of them out of their rage by playing the Crocodile Rock. Dick then faces off with Christofuhrer Walken directly to protect Britney, and the heroic act makes the pop star fall in love with Dick. However, as Johnson comes to his best friend's aid in a whirlwind of flips, he accidentally blows off Dick's clothes with his projectile puking, making Britney fall out of love with Dick and in love with Johnson instead. One of Walken's Nazi-dinosaurs appears, taking him away, and Britney, impressed by the dino's power, falls in love with it over Johnson. The concert, which has not been interrupted this entire time, ends with a Christmas themed encore, as Dick and Johnson join Britney and Sir Elton singing Jingle Bells. At some point during the song, Johnson gets kidnapped, leaving it up to his best friend since kindergarten to rescue him before the villains can execute their grand scheme.