Splazzh

Splazzh Ridson is Dick and Johnson's son that was sired during an, as of yet untold, adventure involving time travel and a medical miracle.

Splazzh grew up as an orphan with no knowledge of his true parents. When first meeting Dick and Johnson, Splazzh was unemployed, presumably homeless, and collecting cans off the road. He saw the two heroes as they were celebrating their friendship and followed. Eventually, he talked to them and was offered a job to collect cans of food on Dick and Johnson's compound. He also asked to be adopted by the two and they agreed. Together, the three later attempted to find Splazzh' birth parents and find out his last name. While he had believed his parents to be Mole People, they found this to be false and had to eventually give up the search. Splazzh then took the last name Ridson, a portmanteau of his fathers' last names.

At some point in his life, Splazzh was accused of murder and secretly confessed his guilt to his fathers, but was acquitted thanks to Dick and Johnson's legal expertise. He then went on to serve two terms as a US senator. The success in his career was overshadowed by both an apocalyptic global event and a tragic period in his life and that of his parents. Together with his fathers Splazzh fought off attacks on the free world by multiple Mole Peoples, passed many groundbreaking laws, such as the legalization of gator-human marriage, and helped mend the broken relationship of his parents.

After being adopted by Dick and Johnson, Splazzh had his blood completely replaced with that of Dick and Johnson, though, unbeknownst to all of them, he was already blood related to both. Despite appearing much younger throughout most of his life—even being mistaken as a child upon his first encounter with Dick and Johnson—Splazzh is in fact older than both Dick and Johnson. He ascribes this to his healthy, completely kale-based diet and hygiene.

When being frozen for a few seconds by a freeze ray, Splazzh exhibited the power to turn people's eyes into ice cubes. The event also reminded him of a traumatic moment in his childhood, during which he was stuck in a walk in freezer and saw the body of a child frozen inside of a cow. Johnson, who had not been frozen, exhibited the same power and believed that Splazzh' blood may be the actual source of it, and that he had gained it during the blood transfusion. Only later did they realize that Splazzh was Johnson's biological son.

Splazzh is uneducated, illiterate, unable to count, and, according to Dick, "duuuumb." Despite these shortcomings, he was able to become a two-time US senator, proving that there is in fact no correlation between intelligence and success in a political career.

Behind the Scenes
The identity of Splazzh' mother has not been revealed, though Future Dick and Johnson presumably know who she is.