Jick and Dohnson

Jick and Dohnson are the evil versions of Dick and Johnson from a parallel dimension. They were summoned into Dick and Johnson's world by Paul Lynde's dark magic.

As soon as Jick and Dohnson appeared, they planned to take over the world by punching every single person in the face and began by attacking—and accidentally killing—one innocent tourists at the faces of Mount Rushmore's National Monument. An ensuing fight with Dick and Johnson showed both Jick and Dohnson's evil nature, as well as their power, which just like Dick and Johnson's, seemed close to limitless. The battle's final outcome remained mysterious, as one final punch from all four of them on the astral plane knocked them all unconscious. While Dick and Johnson awoke back in their bodies, Jick and Dohnson were nowhere to be found and believed to have been sent back to their own dimension.

Fighting alongside Jick and Dohnson is their depressed pet ghost Paul who is a man that died alone and haunts people by continuously playing Bright Eyes.

Dohnson emphasizes that he believes their dimension to be the one and only "original" dimension, but Jick refuses to accept that there are multiple universes and other dimensions at all, even as their fight with Dick and Johnson takes them all to the astral plane.

Jick and Dohnson prove their evil nature frequently: they state to be fans of Aaron Burr over Hamilton and express their joy in the former killing the latter; just before appearing, Dohnson had applied to Goldman Sachs; instead of Budweiser, Dick and Johnson's favored brand, Jick and Dohnson drink Miller Light. Still, just like Dick and Johnson occasionally show a darker side, Jick and Dohnson also appear to have some morally good qualities and even several shared traits with their good counterparts. At one point, Dohnson attempts to revive a woman he had killed, because he states he likes punching but not killing people. However, the attempt fails, and he comes to the conclusion that helping people is against his nature and ultimately leads to even worse results.

Jick actually admits reluctantly taking a liking to Dick and Johnson, but fears a reality-paradox should they all be allowed to exist simultaneously. Dohnson claims to not like Dick and Johnson at all and to be looking forward to killing them. Like DIck and Johnson, Jick and Dohnson are best friends and care deeply about each other.

Jick hates his parents for naming him something that sounds very much like a racial slur.

Behind the Scenes
Jick and Dohnson are the first instance of player characters being villains. Also, Jick is totally not a racial slur.