Papas Fritas

Papas Fritas is either a very old or very young man, and possibly a creature made out of fries or a human carrying large fries on him — he prefers not to label himself. Previously a security guard working the night shift at the National Museum of American History, armed with only a wooden gun, he has since been promoted to head of security, and subsequently, to the museum's curator.

As fan of Dick and Johnson, Papas Fritas already knew of the duo when meeting them for the first time, acting as their guide through the museum exhibit that was being held in their honor. He frequently uses large fries as tools and weapons, which may either be part of his body, or utensils he carries on him. After aiding Dick and Johnson in defeating Paul Lynde and his gang, Papas Fritas was promoted to head of security at the museum, which is owned by his father.

He made further appearances as one of the allies brought in by the Chief to fight alongside Dick and Johnson in their attack on the north pole, and when calling Dick and Johnson for help when the museum was actually being haunted. For his part in ending the haunting and making the ghost Track Yancy a popular part of the exhibit, he was promoted to the museum's curator. Artist rendition of Papas Fritas by Chovexani.