Track Yancy

Track Yancy was a man that attended Dick and Johnson's kindergarten with them, despite being 40 years old, and, after his passing, returned as a ghost to haunt the Dick and Johnson museum exhibit.

When Dick and Johnson were five years old, 40 year old Track attended the same kindergarten as them and was frequently mocked for soiling himself most every day, and continuously staring at the teacher Ms. Schubert's butt. Dick, wanting to impress his best friend Johnson, tried to shoot a marble at Ms. Schubert's butt, but accidentally hit Track's eye, before the projectile ricocheted into her behind (giving her a butt limp for the rest of the year before the marble eventually passed out her mouth). Also The Rock was there. This incident left Track blinded in his right eye, wearing an eye-patch for the rest of his life. However, the injury did not greatly impair him and he lived a mostly average life until his death at age 70 from liver cirrhosis.

Shortly after his death, Track, now an undead spirit, decided to haunt Dick and Johnson's museum exhibit, which also displayed the embarrassing anecdote about his time in kindergarten. In reference to the loss of his eye, he cut out a piece of Dick's right eye in every poster and statue in the exhibit, and planned to kill Dick and Johnson once they would arrive to investigate. During his fight with the duo and the museum's head of security, Papas Fritas, they managed to convince Track that his plan for vengeance was an inappropriate, extreme reaction, and that he would be better off using his time being productive. With their help, Track studied for a posthumous GED, while working as a night shift guard at the museum, and also acting as an interactive piece of the exhibit. Next, they recreated an entire school education and afterlife for Track, including taking a ghost girl on a prom date, attending ghost college, having to choose a menial job over pursuing a more meaningful career to spend time with the love of his afterlife, and starting a family with her. A miscarriage by his wife appeared to be a great tragedy for him until the infant's grave produces a ghost child. Late in his afterlife, Track, now by himself, also experiences the entire plot of the movie Up, before finally ascending to ghost heaven.

Despite living through this full life as a ghost, only one week passes during these events for everyone else.