Episode 7: Journey to the Center of Johnson

While Dick organizes his blue-ray collection, Johnson is reading through all three Lord of the Rings books simultaneously for the sixteenth time, when he suddenly feels extreme pain. Using Macho Fan Randy Savage, Dick quickly takes Johnson to the hospital, where the specialist informs him that Johnson has been infected with dinovirus after his exposure to Fuhrersaurus Rex. The virus consists of microscopic Nazi dinosaurs that are attacking his cells and no known cure exists. Fortunately, the hospital owns shrinking technology that will allow Dick to enter Johnson's body. Accompanying him are a holographic projection of Johnson himself, and a specialist on shrinking technology, Doctor Manhoney MD.

Using the Biological Underwater Transportation Tubmarine, aka. the BUTT-boat, the team traverses Johnson's body until they reach the stomach, where the dinovirus cells are currently constructing a base out of objects that have not been digested, mostly tiny novelty ladders. As they approach, they overhear the leader virus cell monologuing about taking over Johnson's body to conquer the world. Using laser weapons and a group of dinovirus dogs befriended by Dr. Manhoney, they manage to take out most of the dinosaurs, and give chase to the leader that has escaped their initial assault. They catch up with the leader virus cell inside the appendix and Dr. Manhoney fights him, now in a mech suit, hand-to-hand by enlarging herself with the boat's tech. Meanwhile, Dick uses the boat's lasers to cut off the appendix, but cuts a hole in Johnson's side in the process. Dr. Manhoney takes out the leader cell, leaving the remaining dinovirus cells in a state of chaos. As time runs out, they all begin to rapidly grow back to their normal size. Dr. Manhoney, already larger, manages to escape through the hole Dick had cut, taking Dick, the boat, and Johnson's appendix with her.

After extensive surgery, Johnson recovers from the many internal and external injuries he has sustained. The virus cells that have not been removed appear to have been rendered harmless, and now, being only dinosaurs instead of Nazi dinosaurs, form a peaceful microscopic community within Johnson's body. Dr. Manhoney keeps the one white bloodcell dinosaur dog that survived the enlargement process as her pet and names it Papoose.