Tallulah Mae

Tallulah Mae is a Southern belle and former classmate of Dick and Johnson at America High School.

During their senior year at high school Dick, Johnson, and Tallulah were recruited by the government to stop Doctor Isis and his army of ninja nurses. Together, they successfully took out all guards at Doctor Isis' underground submarine yard, stole one of the submarines, and used it to destroy Doctor Isis' base. After the mission's success, Tallulah disappeared. She has been rumored to have been kicked out of school, possibly for continuous underage drinking, though within Dick and Johnson's dream/flashback, she denied that this was the reason.

Tallulah uses her superior skills of acting and impersonation to take on different personalities, each with their own set of abilities. Using this power, she can gain enhanced physical strength, knowledge, charm and virtually any human characteristic. However, her changes are involuntary and many of her personalities are also be abrasive or uncooperative in some way. Personalities that have surfaced are: Hector, Gilmore, Ify, a drunk Valley girl, a Cajun voodoo witch, a super hipster, Darth Vader, a shy girl fishing for compliments, Stef Woodburn, Sean Connery, and a haphephobic (a person afraid of human touch).

Despite having shown ass kicking and bubble gum chewin' skills that, at times, even exceeded those of Dick and Johnson, she was not recruited by the Chief into the agency, and instead appeared to have been hired by another unknown organization.