Episode 16: Dick and Johnson Go to Medieval Times

Dick and Johnson are spending time in their home when Johnson discovers that the nougat in his Milkyway has disappeared. Slightly upset, but otherwise unfazed, the two decide to use their Redneck Time Machine (RNTM) to travel to the past and visit the original McDonald's restaurant. This sets off an alarm in the spaceship of alien officer Pilll Baxton, who is currently orbiting earth on a stakeout, as part of his investigation of an underground nougat smuggling ring that has made all the nougat on earth disappear. Baxton goes to look for the source of the illegal time machine, but crashes into it, just as it is being activated. The damage from the crash, paired with wrong initial settings from Dick, cause all three of them to travel to medieval times instead (whether this means the actual Middle Ages, a present time  Medieval Times restaurant, or a  Medieval Times restaurant  in the recent past is intentionally left unclear ).

While Baxton scolds Dick and Johnson for using an unregistered time machine, several knights appear and attempt to arrest the three. Despite being reluctant to fight at first, they are unable to talk themselves out of the situation, and take out most of the knights and one horse, while the survivors flee. An attempt to repair the time machine using the dead horse fails, and Dick and Johnson are approached by a bard and asked to fight each other for the entertainment of the audience that may or may not be present. They agree and put on a show fight, but, in the middle of their combat, decide to attack the judge presiding over their performance instead, killing him and causing the audience to flee in a panic. In the meantime, Baxton has managed to repair the RNTM and transports the three of them to the year 1982, where he suspects the nougat is being hidden.

They appear in a dark television studio where men are unloading the nougat under the supervision of Evil Alex Trebek. During the ensuing battle, Trebek's mustache gets knocked off of him, revealing that he is actually a non-humanoid alien creature. Working together, Baxton and Dick and Johnson manage to kill the Trebek alien, which causes the show Jeopardy! to be off the air until 1984, by which time a new trivia alien has been regrown to replace him. Baxton takes Dick and Johnson back to their time before returning to space.