Gary Busey

Gary Busey is an Academy Award nominated actor and real weird dude.

Busey appeared to already have been a friend of Dick and Johnson's for some time when the two unexpectedly found him inside their house. Busey had been invited as a guest several months prior, but had never left the estate as no one had told him to leave, though Johnson mentioned having seen him a few weeks earlier. During his time on Dick and Johnson's property, Busey had wandered their house, exploring the many rooms, among them the custard-, and the jello room. He had then spent time living among the horses that roam the premises as one of their own, along with a man called Chad. Shortly before encountering Dick and Johnson again, Busey had also opened a casino in the basement, but it had been quickly shut down by the authorities.

As Busey reunited with Dick and Johnson, the three spent some leisure time together, until Dick and Johnson were called on a mission by the Chief to save former president Bill Clinton, who had been kidnapped by a group of out-of-time Germans from the World War II era. The conversation turned from the topic of time travel to 90s TV shows, and the mention of NewsRadio suddenly led Busey to suspect that Chad may actually be a disguised Andy Dick. Terrified at the possibility, Dick and Johnson delayed their preparation for their mission and interrogated Chad who quickly admitted to in fact be Andy Dick. A quick scuffle left Dick injured by the fleeing Andy Dick, and while Busey and Johnson gave chase, Dick frantically examined himself for a possible infection. Busey and Johnson failed to kill Andy Dick, but managed to punch him into a low orbit, eliminating the threat at least for the time being. After Dick had successfully cured himself of the Andy Dick infection, him, Johnson, and Busey went on to free Bill Clinton from the time traveling Alien Alan Turing. Back at home, Dick and Johnson realized that they had, again, forgotten to ask their guest to leave, and Busey is presumed to still wander their vast home currently.

Busey is a good and loyal friend to Dick and Johnson and a fierce ally in combat. In the face of danger, he appears to remain calm and focused, and despite being ignorant of the proper etiquette of not overextending one's welcome as a guest, the two appear to take no issue with him living on their grounds for several months and enjoy spending time with him. Busey also exhibits much wisdom and knowledge he has gained from his rich and colorful life, for instance, while living among wild horses, he has learned to communicate with them and live among them as one of their own. Before having known Dick and Johnson, Busey also used to geld horses as semi-professional paid hobbyist.