Donny Goldberg

Donny Goldberg is the (barely) secret identity used by Mark Wahlberg during his mock investigation of Dick and Johnson's taxes in their home. He is the liaison between humans and the Transformers and a personal friend of Optimus Prime.

Under the pretense of performing an audit, Donny was sent to Dick and Johnson's home to prepare for an expected attack from their villains, as part of a greater plan to destroy the Transformers' home world of Cybertron. While supposedly representing the IRS during the audit, Donny also claimed to work for all parts of the government equally. He performed his inspection of Dick and Johnson's property with great diligence, but also showed his ruthless methods when swallowing a small spoon with the only image of Dick's father on it, and mentioning his organization of orphan pickpockets. Donny dropped his fake identity when Time Traveling Mark Twain attacked the property, and called Optimus Prime to join the battle they had been expecting. With the leader of the Autobots and Dick and Johnson, Twain, who may have been Paul Lynde the entire time, and his out-of-time copies were defeated.

Donny claims to never lie, in the sense that he believes everything he says to be true, and stating that everything he does and knows is a fact, though the truth might be closer to the opposite, as most things he says are contradictory and turn out to be lies. When landing harshly from a water slide in Dick and Johnson's home, he claims it to be the first time for him feeling pain. When seeing a picture of Dick's lost father, he also tells Dick that he is familiar with him, but they are interrupted before they have the chance to explore the matter further.

Donny and his three brothers Johnny, Marky, and Shawny all raised each other growing up on the streets of New York. At one point, they found and took over an orphanage and organized the orphans into a pickpocketing army. Donny used his part of the profits to co-found the Museum of Numbers.

Donny is extremely athletic, working out literally non-stop with the help of vibrating micro fibers he was gifted by Optimus Prime all over his body that exercise his muscles continuously. He exhibits a mostly positive, energetic attitude, and appears very enthusiastic about his job, but also dedicated to the point of ruthlessly threatening or intimidating others when they pose a possible obstacle.

How many and much of "Donny's" connections, characteristics, and backstory are actually true for Wahlberg and not part of his fake identity remains unclear.