Episode 20: Dick and Johnson and Their First Big Adventure

Dick and Johnson are in a train somewhere on the African continent during their journey around the world. Sleeping in their hammocks, they experience another shared dream, this time a memory from their past:

Dick and Johnson are in their senior year at America High School. After some throws on the football field, they chat with their classmate Tallulah Mae, who is there to watch the boys practice, about possible dates for the upcoming Homecoming Dance and their future lives. The three of them are approached by a representative of the US government. Having heard of Dick and Johnson's abilities, they are being asked to help in a mission to save the world. Following the rules of Southern politeness, the agent also invites Tallulah to join. The three accept and are flown to a military base, where they are briefed on their mission by a young Sergeant called "the Chief." Doctor Isis and his army of ninja nurses are a threat to the world. Intel has revealed the location of Doctor Isis' secret underground-ocean base, but it is well protected and only accessible via submarine. They are to steal one of Doctor Isis' submarines in order to infiltrate the base and disable or destroy it. As they leave for their mission, Tallulah begins exhibiting the "ability" to take on random personalities. Posing as spring breakers, and Tallulah disguised as a man named Hector, they approach the submarine base. They successfully distract the guards with their partying, but Dick and Johnson are overwhelmed when trying to take them out. Tallulah manages to sway the fight in their favor while going through several personalities, and eventually, they reach the submarines. They take one towards Doctor Isis' base, but instead of infiltrating it, they plan to simply use the submarine's nuclear torpedo to destroy it. With a crew of three people, they are unable to fire the torpedo, and so instead, arm it, steer the submarine on a collision course with the base, and have it explode on impact, after they've left in an escape ship. Having destroyed his base in such an overt manner instead of through subterfuge, Doctor Isis feels insulted and swears vengeance on them.

At their debriefing, the Chief informs Dick and Johnson that they have shown so much expertise, that they may be called upon in the future, however, Tallulah, despite her skills, has shown to not work well with the duo and will not be joining the Agency. Some place else, Tallulah is seen being recruited by a man in a suit to work for an unknown entity.

Behind the Scenes
As part of Geek and Sundry's week long two year anniversary celebration, all donations during that week and during this episode were in support of 826LA, a charity promoting creative writing skills in students.