Episode 3: Dick and Johnson Go to Germany

Having saved Britney Spears from the hands of Doctor Isis, Dick, Johnson, and Britney have lived off of potatoes until they were able to return to earth. After their return from Mars and some time in quarantine, Dick and Johnson are now being interviewed by an agent to recount the events of their mission in order to justify its immense costs. The Chief interrupts the questioning because Dick and Johnson are needed in Germany. In an effort to further cultural exchange, the German ass kicking duo Schwanz und Eifenfinger are currently in the US. Since Germany is without its heroes and Chancellor Angela Merkel has been kidnapped, Dick and Johnson need to travel to Germany.

After landing in Berlin, Dick and Johnson recall the lead given to them by the Chief that Merkel was supposedly kidnapped by techno club kids, and they decide to visit Berlin's largest night club. However, since it is still early in the day, they first go sightseeing, enjoy the German cuisine, and nap in their hotel. In the evening, they visit the night club which is called Schwitz, posing as the German Schwanz and Eifenfinger. Inside, they learn that Merkel is being held in the "Sex-tion" the part of the club that serves as a sex dungeon. Entering the Sex-tion, they are confronted by a group of dominatrices who recognize them. A fight breaks out and Johnson, who has taken ecstasy when entering the club, is hallucinating, seeing the dominatrices' whips as snakes, and goes from bursts of rage that take out the dominatrices, to a state of confusion leaving him in a stupor. Meanwhile, Dick is struggling with both holding his ground, and overcoming cultural misunderstandings, while locked in combat with a bouncer, who eventually feels so bad for his opponent that he allows himself to be killed. Dick then uses the power of patriotism to talk Johnson out of his trip, and the two of them take a moment to give a PSA on the negative impact drug abuse has on people's lives.

They discover a hall leading deep underground into a natural cave system and an increasing number of swastika decorations. Within an underground jungle, they come upon a compound inhabited by Nazi club kids and scientists producing drugs. In an enclosure, they are shocked to find Nazi dinosaurs. Johnson, using his ability to speak Velociraptor, manages to scare off a group of raptors, but the sound attracts the attention of one of the club kid scientists, who calls in a Nazi Tyrannosaurus rex. Dick throws the scientist into the T-Rex' mouth and he is devoured instantly, leaving Dick and Johnson face to face with the Nazi T-Rex.