Episode 5: Dick and Johnson Go to the Haunted Museum

The Chief calls Dick and Johnson to tell them that the National Museum of American History is putting on an exhibit of their adventures as thanks for repeatedly saving the world. Dick and Johnson decide to tie together their eight airboats, creating Macho Fan Randy Savage, and use it to travel to Washington, D.C. Arriving early at the museum, they are greeted by its director Paul Lynde. Since the museum's usual tour guide is sick, they are instead led through it by the security guard Papas Fritas.

The exhibit contains pieces of Dick and Johnson's past, such as a statue portraying them fighting Nazis, or their old car, Macho Van Randy Savage, but also many other cars of movies and popular culture, and surprisingly little related to actual American history. After a quick game of Gator–Fist–Missile, Paul Lynde reappears, saying that the museum's basement is haunted. Going down to investigate, they fight several of the ghosts that are in the middle of taking out large amounts of money hidden in the stored historical cars. After the first scuffle, they discover that the ghosts are actually thieves in costumes who plan to steal from other exhibits as well. Using a General Lee painted with a Canadian flag, they drive through the museum to confront the criminals.

The masked leader of the crime gang reveals himself to be Paul Lynde, who was stealing from the museum because he felt he was not getting paid enough. With the help of Papas Fritas, Dick and Johnson subdue Paul Lynde in time to attend a speech given by Barack Obama at the grand opening of their exhibit.