Episode 22: The Canada Quest

Dick and Johnson have returned home from their journey around the world, which took several years, and, while cleaning the long abandoned rooms, discover a cupboard they don't recognize. Johnson decides to put a My Little Pony toy in it — all of his other toys having been stolen in their absence — and it is magically brought to live, introducing itself as Butterscotch Ripple. After more experimentation with the cupboard, the Chief calls to tell the three of a surge in toy thefts in America. The suspected culprit is a rogue faction of Canadian Mounties trying to sway Americans to move to Canada. To avoid a political incident, Dick and Johnson must not reveal that they are American agents, and so travel under Canadian aliases (Canaliases) Fred Maple and Hockey Beer, using a commercial airline instead of their recognizable fanboat Macho Fan Randy Savage.

Landing in Toronto, the trio deduces that, since in the US, toys are frequently lost in sandboxes, and everything is the opposite in Canada, the toys must be being held at a "water circle" or pool. They make their way to the largest pool in the city, Toronto's abandoned Olympic swimming pool, and find it guarded by the rogue Mounties. Abandoning their initial plan of infiltrating the compound, Dick, Johnson, and Ripple instead openly attack. After taking out the first guard, the three are quickly outnumbered, but Butterscotch Ripple is able to temporarily stop the fight by speaking through Johnson as Michael Caine. Drinking Canadian beer instead of Budweiser, Dick and Johnson's ass kicking abilities are still enhanced, but in a strange Canadian way, altered to be non-lethal. They take out the remaining Mounties and find the missing toys gathered in the pool, which have been stolen by Paul Lynde.

Lynde has decided to exact his evil plan from Canada this time, finding Canadians much nicer to work with. He uses his dark magic to animate the stolen toys into a giant golem and orders it to attack Dick, Johnson, and Ripple. Struggling to stand up to the golem in direct combat, Dick and Johnson target Paul Lynde instead, distracting him, and giving Ripple enough time to rally enough of his fellow toys within the golem. The toys simultaneously expel air through their openings, launching them at Paul Lynde and destroying him. However, Lynde turns out to be another simulacrum, this time made of marbles. Dick and Johnson return all toys to their owners in a Santa Claus style trip around the world, and turn Butterscotch Ripple back into a regular toy through their magical cupboard, after saying goodbye, and thanking him for having taught them that friendship truly is magic.