Episode 26: Double-D Edition

Dick wakes up next to a copy of himself. Johnson explains that this is a clone he created while Dick was away and Johnson felt bored being by himself. Because the clone shares Dick's exact memories and characteristics, they are unable to tell which of them is the original Dick Rider.

The Chief sends all three of them on a mission to an arctic military base that contains nuclear weapons and has been taken over by Paul Lynde. Arriving at the base, they find that it is guarded by Doctor Moreau-esque human-animal hybrids. After fighting and sneaking their way inside, they sabotage the nuclear weapons' control panel, but are unable to hack into the computer system, or decipher an arcane code they find to gather more information. Just then, Paul Lynde appears, revealing that the Dick clone was in fact not created by Johnson, but magically conjured by him, and claims that both Dicks will die at midnight, unless the clone is killed. The Dicks shoot Paul Lynde, who turns out to be a simulacrum made of asparagus, but cannot agree on if one of them truly needs to die, and if so, which one of them is the real Dick, ultimately leaving the decision up to Johnson.

Just before midnight strikes, Johnson breaks the spacetime continuum in order to stop time, and decides that one of the Dicks must be send to an alternate dimension, if they are both to survive. As time begins to start up again, the rift in spacetime opens a portal to another dimension, but the three of them still cannot agree on which Dick should be sent through. As one Dick pushes the other, it is, as of yet, unclear how the situation resolves.