Episode 6: Dick and Johnson Save the Ocean

After attending the ceremony in honor of their museum exhibit, Dick and Johnson are approached by government representatives and assigned a mission to answer a distress call from fish (not Phish). Assisting them in this mission is Fin Diesel, who, unbeknownst to Dick and Johnson, is a talking shark disguised as a human in a trench coat, hat, and tuxedo, and first introduces himself under the name JP.

From Baltimore harbor they put out to the Atlantic on a ship. On the way, the captain tells them of a dome shaped structure they have discovered on the ocean floor within the Bermuda Triangle. Dick and Johnson use a submersible to journey down to the dome, while JP swims, pretending to use high tech diving equipment. Inside, they discover the city of Atlantis and are welcomed by its citizens with the traditional Atlantean greeting "When is Critical Role?" The Atlanteans explain, that they have formed a pacifist civilization underwater, millions of years ago, during a great flood. Since everything Atlanteans know about the surface is based on things humans flush down the toilet, they believe AOL sample discs to be the common currency and Pootie Tang on DVD to be the most popular movie. They have called for Dick and Johnson because a violent sect of Atlanteans, known as the Order of the Fin, is threatening to take over Atlantis and attack the surface world. Since Atlanteans are non-violent, members of the Order are constructing weapons of mass destruction in plain sight without anyone hindering them. Despite swaying one evil Atlantean to stand down with a rendition of "Under the Sea," Dick and Johnson and JP are attacked by the others.

As combat begins, Diesel reveals his true identity and shark nature to Dick and Johnson, who have expressed very negative opinions about sharks up to this point. Now, learning that their new friend, whom they admire very much, is a shark, they leave behind their prejudice, and together, fight their enemies. In a final climactic explosion, the Order is defeated, but Fin Diesel is buried under rubble, his fate left unknown.