Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde was the center square on Hollywood Squares, but, after losing the prestigious position, became an evil super villain and one of Dick and Johnson's greatest archnemeses bent on conquering or destroying the world by any means necessary. His methods include conventional- and unconventional warfare, martial arts, pseudoscience, and magic, which he learned on the set of Bewitched.

Being too sassy to die, Paul Lynde became the director of the National Museum of American History. After Dick and Johnson stopped him from stealing from the museum, he swore vengeance on the two and has since made numerous attempts to eliminate them so that he may take over the world.

Despite having foiled all of his plans to date, Dick and Johnson have not managed to permanently eliminate Paul Lynde and all versions of him that have been arrested or killed have turned out to be magical simulacrums.