Episode 17: Casino Not-So-Royale

The Chief calls Dick and Johnson, who are currently working out in their home, to brief them on their next mission. Joining the conference call is Macho Man Randy Savage, who has returned from Heaven and is going to accompany Dick and Johnson. The Chief informs them that a new supervillain called the Superior is running illegal weapons trade and other forms of organized crime from his headquarters in a major European casino. Since the Chief knows that Dick and Johnson are fans of Macho Man, he has arranged for them to meet at their house to get to know each other before leaving for the mission. After welcoming Macho Man into their home, the three of them engage in various activities: playing ping pong, making sandwiches, doing push ups, eating Slim Jims, and watching Johnson put on a one-person performance of Burt Reynolds' movies Gator, Boogie Nights, and Smokey and the Bandit II, including the bloopers.

Using Macho Fan Randy Savage, the vehicle named after Macho Man, the three of them fly to the luxurious casino resort on the coast of an undisclosed European country. Inside the casino, they meet their contact, Ric Flair. Ric tells them that the Superior regularly holds bare-knuckle boxing fights under the casino, and that he is bound by a sense of honor when taking a bet, so that somehow tricking him into wagering his entire finances and then winning the bet would defeat him. A night of partying and demolishing his room leaves Macho Man passed out the next morning, but, after waking him, Dick and Johnson begin to train under his supervision in order to enter a boxing match themselves. During his training, Johnson suffers a concussion, and Macho Man injects him with steroids and gives him the fighting name Custeroi, but later changes it to Big Johnson.

The three make their way down to the ring, crash the current boxing match, and challenge the Superior, who appears to be an aged Triple H. He accepts their challenge under the condition that it be a 3 vs. 3 fight, choosing Kane and the Undertaker (who are represented by Goldberg and Goldust) as his teammates. Also the Rock is there as referee. Johnson, who is in a frenzy from the steroids, kills Goldberg, Dick and Johnson then defeat Goldust, but the Superior holds his ground. Only with their combined strength can Dick, Johnson, and Macho Man finally manage to take him out, and, staying true to his word, the Superior pays out the bet, driving him to bankruptcy, and leaving him swearing vengeance on Dick and Johnson. Macho Man Randy Savage then returns to Heaven, leaving a rain of Slim Jims behind.