Episode 8: Dick and Johnson Go Wrestlin'

The Chief calls Dick and Johnson, for once, not to send them on a mission, but on paid vacation, since Paul Lynde is imprisoned, Christofuhrer Walken is still believed to be dead, Doctor Isis is at a dental appointment in a non-extradition country, and there are currently no other major global crises. The duo decides to win a tag team championship, but will need to find a third teammate to enter. Dick decides to try and find former wrestling champion Fallen from Grace to convince her to return to the ring and join them.

Dick and Johnson fly to Buenos Aires, Argentina, where Fallen from Grace is rumored to be involved in illegal underground fights. Inside Cantina, a bar modeled after the Mos Eisley cantina from Star Wars, they find a very intoxicated Fallen from Grace. Reluctant to hear the two out, much less join them in a wrestling match, Fallen challenges them to wrestle twelve of her trained goats. Dick and Johnson are terrified at the prospect, knowing that goats are nature's most ass kicking animals, but agree in order to win Fallen's favor. The ring is prepared in the bar and the fight begins. Also Tina Turner is there. Dick and Johnson manage to defeat a few of the goats, but struggle to keep up when the remaining ones form a goat tower. Suddenly, several wrestlers appear from the crowd, and one pushes Fallen from Grace into the ring. They identify themselves as Russian champion tag team trio Das, Vi, and Daniya, who have come to sabotage a potential return of Fallen from Grace to the wrestling scene. Fallen teams up with Dick and Johnson and together they induce a goatnado that quickly repels the attackers. The fight ends and Fallen agrees to return to the US with Dick and Johnson, leaving her goats with a fellow trainer.

The three enter the triple tag team championship at Madison Square Garden, where, after a performance by Powerline, they once again face Das, Vi, and Daniya, the current champions. Despite having wounded one of them earlier, Dick struggles to stand his ground, until Fallen takes his place, and in one final move, Dick, Johnson, and Fallen from Grace win the match. Fallen returns to professional wrestling and Dick and Johnson end their vacation, having won one more award and one more friend.