Pilll Baxton

Officer Pilll Baxton is a space police officer and an alien from the planet Alphabetary. Despite being from another planet, his appearance does not differ from a regular human, which he explains by insinuating that human life originates from space.

One month before his retirement, following the trail of an underground nougat smuggling ring to  earth, Baxton crash landed into Dick and Johnson's Redneck Time Machine, causing all of them to travel to Medieval Times. During his time with Dick and Johnson in the past (or possibly just the medieval themed restaurant), he found the two to be capable fighters and recruited them to help take down Alex Trebek, the alien that had stolen the nougat. After having succeeded in his mission, Baxton transported Dick and Johnson back to their home in the present and returned to his duties in space, planning his retirement. He had expressed interest in taking a pottery class or learning to paint still lifes. As thanks to Dick and Johnson for their help, he decided not to write them a ticket for their unregistered time machine, and to work on replacing the flag that represents earth in space, which is currently just the picture of a turd. According to Baxton, earth, by people in space, is referred to as Ohgoddamnthatplace.