Kenmeier

Kenmeier Fitzgerald Buttkins is a wizard from the world of Harry Potter and member of the Ministry of Magic.

Kenmeier encounters Dick and Johnson while tracking down a Death Eater on the train through the Chunnel. He claims to be a regular commuter through the Chunnel, frequently visiting his ex-wife in the UK, while living in Amsterdam. Despite stating to be on the train almost every week and claiming to know its staff, none of them appear to actually recognize him. This may be because the backstory he gives Dick and Johnson and Fran is false, or the staff had their memory of him magically wiped at some point. It is unknown what happened to him or the Death Eater Amy Riddle he had been chasing, and who was last under his supervision.

Extremely cynical about life, and depreciative towards Dick and Johnson at first, Kenmeier became more well-disposed towards them during their shared adventure.

He has a large mustache that connects to his mutton chops.