Andy Dick

Andy Dick is a malicious creature with the appearance of a man, but little other human traits. Its super human hardiness and extremely effective natural weapons, paired with its completely irrational, erratic behavior makes it a most dangerous foe, inspiring fear even in Dick and Johnson.

When Dick and Johnson first learned from Gary Busey that the man known as Chad, who had secretly been living on their property for a while, may be Andy Dick in disguise, they recognized the serious potential danger this posed and immediately interrogated Chad. Confirming their suspicions, Dick and Johnson planned to stop this immense threat by killing Andy Dick on the spot, however, it managed to escape them, infecting Dick in the process via a scratch. While Johnson eventually captured Andy Dick and punched it into orbit, the blow was not enough to kill it. Meanwhile Dick frantically searched for a treatment to his infection and, with the help of their advanced medical technology, managed to extract a not yet fully developed Andy Dick from his body and destroy it in time.

A wound inflicted by Andy Dick such us a scratch or bite is highly infectious. A victim of such an infection is implanted with a parasite that grows into a new Andy Dick inside the host's body within hours. Whether this process turns the infected into a new Andy Dick or spawns a new one and kills the host is as of yet unclear, as no complete gestation cycle has been observed, though it is suspected to be a most gruesome fate for the infected either way. While this form of reproduction could lead to a rapid exponential increase in numbers, there exists, as of Dick and Johnson's first recorded encounter with Andy Dick, only one of its kind. This may also be the result of its evolutionary behavior: when multiple Andy Dicks congregate in one area, they will fight each other to the death until only the strongest one remains.

While Andy Dick can talk and understand language, it is unclear whether it possesses awareness or reasoning akin to humans as its behavior typically suggests otherwise. During its time living among wild horses together with Gary Busey on Dick and Johnson's grounds, it successfully imitated human behavior and appearance at least by Busey's standards. Andy Dick is always nude as it refuses to wear any form of clothing.